Ravenclaw Mad Lib Part Deux

I have to tell you about the FABULOUS time I had in Diagon Alley last weekend! My friend Rowena Bladvak and I decided that we really needed some new socks and had to get over to Diagon Alley immediately. Rowena Bladvak put on their studded belt because it was wicked and did not want to get a cold. I grabbed my iPhone and we headed to the trains.

While waiting for our train to Diagon Alley, we chatted with Hermione Bagnold and Millicent Brocklehurst who were planning to visit Gringott’s. Millicent Brocklehurst did not want to go alone because he/she was collecting a spaceship and that was very sticky and brought Hermione Bagnold along for their excellence in protecting spells.

The train arrived and off we went. Our seats were very comfortable and the train sped along towards Diagon Alley and we were there in a flash! Before heading to the Yrsa’s Yarn Shoppe, we went into a(n) ocean that sells the fast turkey sandwich(es)!!! As we neared the ocean, we noticed quite a lot of commotion! The ocean owner had set the turkey sandwich-making machine and it had gotten stuck! turkey sandwich(es) were barking everywhere! I ducked as a cream-filled turkey sandwich came barking right at me and it laughed into 16Professor Hagrid’s jeans just as they walked through the door! A spicy turkey sandwich did a nose dive and splattered all over the entryway most elaborately! We made it out of the store just as a turkey sandwich frog and a kettle of Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans collided in a rainstorm of goo!

Since we were still quick, we walked the 12 blocks over to Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor! I decided on a cone with tangy ice cream and Rowena Bladvak got the hot fudge sundae with extra tobasco sauce! Yummy! 16Professor Hagrid had made their way over here as well after the incident at the turkey sandwichshoppe and had chosen a diet coke float.

After that, we passed Gringott’s and headed to Yrsa’s Yarn Shoppe! I tried not to look at the beautiful skeins of silk and bamboo and wool and instead, headed toward the socks while Rowena Bladvak stopped to sing the stitch markers. I found a witty socks made out of steel and made my purchase. Rowena Bladvak kept hedging between the socks she came for and a pattern for a mittens. She chose the mittens pattern and we walked the back towards the train station just in time to make the 12:30 train.

After sitting down, we noticed Hermione Bagnold and Millicent Brocklehurst were on the train as well. Millicent Brocklehurst looked quite wistful to have the spaceship with them. Hermione Bagnold however did not look wistful at all. While waiting to go into the vault, a baby goblin waiting in line with his Mommy, had swam on Hermione Bagnold getting chicken enchiladas all over their clean robes! The smell really was just horrendous! Apparently, Hermione Bagnold’s protecting spells don’t work well against chicken enchiladas!! We made our way to a less smelly compartment and talked about how we were going explain missing Professor Flitwick ’s lecture on the valuable ways Phoenix(es) are working with the Department of Mysteries in solving unsolvable mermaid(s)!